Dear Ms. XXXXXXXXX,
Baby, I 'v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform
and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For long time, I
have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can be a real
debugger for me now. My life is just an uncompiled program without you, which
never produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only beautiful
by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so
delightful, which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of
mainframes processing power. When you looked at me last evening, I felt like
all my program modules were running smoothly and giving expected results. /*
Which I never experienced before */.
With this letter, I just want to
convey to you that, if we linked together, I'll provide you all objects &
libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life. Also don't
bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong
hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords
and make them agree for our marriage. I anticipate that nobody is already
logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And it’s all
certain that if this happened to me, I will crash my system beyond recovery.
Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges
of your inbox.
Only yours,
XYZ Software Professional
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